Government SHUTDOWN!! a poem

When a Democrat
will not negotiate
and the country is set to drown
what we are left with is
Government SHUTDOWN!!

When a Republican,
refuses to compromise
and decides to leave town
what we are left with is
Government SHUTDOWN!!

When a Congressman
bullshits his constituents
until his eyes turn brown
what we are left with is
Government SHUTDOWN!!

When a Liberal
is caught in his hotel room
with a mistress and his pants down
what we are left with is
Government SHUTDOWN!!

When a Conservative
comes out of his office closet
wearing a women's nightgown
what we are left with is
Government SHUTDOWN!!

When the President
address the media and the nation
with sniffles and a frown
what we are left with is
Government SHUTDOWN!!